So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
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Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
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Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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