she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
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the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
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I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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