i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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