Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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