please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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