I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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