You can't motorboat a personality
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
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There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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