Someone shit on the floor
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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