Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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