We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
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Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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