is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
birth control should be required to get into college
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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