Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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