using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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