I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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