I don't think brook has ever known best
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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