I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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