So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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