Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
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Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
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i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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