I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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