why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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