So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
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Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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