Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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