would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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