scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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