Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
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It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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