I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
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She even gives head with a lisp.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
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I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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