YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
accomplished twins. life is a go
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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