Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
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thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
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Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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