so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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