We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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