Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I wish you could order shots online.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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