I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
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He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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