she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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