just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
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He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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