i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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