can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
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He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
be right there i have to get my cape
True strength comes from lack of pants
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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