you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
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thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
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I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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