ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
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My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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