is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
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Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
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Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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