Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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