Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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