What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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