Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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