Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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