D3 body, D1 cock
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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