I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I'm at about main and main street
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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