i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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