she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
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if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
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