Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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