Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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