didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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