NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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