I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
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He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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