i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
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