ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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