I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
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Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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