So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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