His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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