i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
just tell him i said nine months
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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